xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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