Whod you bang
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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