Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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