Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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