Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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