he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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