You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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