I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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