fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
