He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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