i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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