I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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