he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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