Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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