ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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