I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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