Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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