if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
