I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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