dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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