You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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