Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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