It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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