If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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