Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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