So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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