Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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