just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
high people should be assigned attendants
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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