Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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