Sry I called you an 8
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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