so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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