The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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