Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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