Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize