I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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