the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
