It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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