Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
you inspire me to be a worse person
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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