I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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