I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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