can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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