So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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