I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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