I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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