Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You took a bar mat shot.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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