I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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