maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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