70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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