My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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