it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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