she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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