But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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