I think i sorta joined a cult last night
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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