Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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