Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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